This morning, after finding two baby annnouncements in my e-mail—one of which involved twins born to a woman several years older than I am—I finally read the Cornell web site. I was shaking by the time I went to pick up the phone. It's wonderful they care so much about their male factor program! But, will they insist on cutting open Beaker's balls again?
Only to find out: I have to pick a doctor before anything else can happen, even over the phone. So I need to read more of their web site. And I may go off to the bulletin boards, which have about the same soul-sucking effect on me as dementors do on Harry. Waaaaah.