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KIDNAPPED BY PROGESTERONE BURP

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME BURP

PIO CONVINCED GUT BURP

GUT CONVINCED BRAIN BURP

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Yes, the crazy is here. I know it's the drugs. The hormones want me to believe. I hate it. And love it -- why not spend a few days giving in to the delusion? C'mon! It'll be fun! -- and hate it.

(The academic timing is identical to my first cycle, by the way. Five years ago that was. After that one I think I resolved to never again get a BFN after the start of a semester. Ha. Ha. So the second cycle's BFN hit a week before classes started. That wasn't any better than a week after.)

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Am going to test myself on Sunday. They only told me Monday because Cornell doesn't do betas on weekends. Saturday will be 11dp3dt, which should be late enough to be convincing. I don't want to get the news cold over the phone at work.

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Before I test:

-- finish unpacking bags from New York trip.

-- pay largest portions of largest bills for cycle.

Today:

-- order more PIO

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Comments

[Jody]

I'm coming up blank on help, really. Perhaps you should just prowl the Onion archives for a while? Or is Ravelry going to be better? I could disappear down the rabbit hole of favorited patterns and never come back....

[Renee]

Oh my...fingers crossed for Sunday....